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So i was thinking about this whole 714 area code change and the Chinese Female Olympic problems, and i think there is a correlation.

Think about it. It seems now that everyone in America has a cell phone, and this must be extremely true for the 714 area, because they are making us add another number, since it seems 714 is filled up.

Why? Well because we are giving younger and younger kids cell phones so that families have around 1.5 phone numbers per person due to home numbers and work numbers, and mistress numbers and such.

But where are all these people getting cell phones? I say China. But why do these people feel that their young kids need cell phones too? Again i say China. Buy why you ask? Well let me say one more thing before i answer that.

I predict that very soon we will all see a flood of commercials and technology coming out of China marketing cell phones to babies and even infants in the womb. Of course any loving parent will want this new technology, because who wouldn’t want to be able to talk to their young child in the womb? Think of how much smarter children would be if they could start learning in the womb? Great idea huh? Crazy huh?

But why would China put all this money and technology into this? The money you say? No i don’t think that is it. Well how about all the jobs it will create? No, again not it. Why then?

Well i predict so that they can start recruiting for their Olympic teams at a younger age, especially the woman’s gymnastics, but why stop there? The possibilities are endless, and i predict that China has already figured it out, and they have people on it right now.

So, in the near future when you check your infant’s phone bill and you see long distance calls to China, you will remember this blog, and you will know the truth, you will know that i was right!